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My Top 10 Accomplishments

1. Breaking through the glass ceiling for Stupid People

2. Reducing Overpopulation in Iraq

3. Greatly promoting the international popularity of radical Islam

4. Creating cross cultural links with countries where torture is legal

5. Keeping my brother Jeb out of the white house

6. Courageously refusing to buckle to the pressure of public opinion and common sense

7. Keeping Halliburton profitable

8. Establishing the important presidential right to imprison people without trial

9. Learning to tie my own shoelaces

10. Making more people hate republicans

11. Helping to improve the weather for everyone

Two of my proudest moments.