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GEORGE W BUSH a.k.a.GEORGE THE THIEF |
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THE NOBLE ART OF STEALING
I was raised to believe that stealing is wrong unless it is done in a manner which befits a wealthy and influential citizen of Texas. That means no sticking your fingers into the pick and mix at Woolworths, though I did manage to get myself arrested for petty larceny on one occasion during my youth. Our type of thievery is a more civilised affair which runs along the lines of; you scratch my back; I give you a tip about stocks; you give me a campaign contribution; and I give you a nice fat government contract. The great thing about this kind of stealin’ is that oftentimes it ain’t even illegal, and even when it is it’s usually too complicated for anybody to prove it. Take the time the S.E.C. came after me for insider trading. . . .
6 Things I Have Stolen.The Presidency of the United States of America, TWICE.
$2,000,000,000,000 of United States taxpayer’s money.
12 Billion Dollars worth of Iraqi Oil
