GEORGE W BUSH a.k.a

GEORGE THE RAPIST

>Home

Contact George W. Bush

AN OLD RIDDLE
Genghis Khan the great Mongolian warrior who has long been a source of inspiration to me once asked “What greater thrill can one man know than to rape a mother before the very eyes of her child.” It’s an awful good question and one I spent many hours pondering in my youth. Finally I managed to come up with something even better. How about if he rapes everybody’s mother all at once right in front of their very eyes. That’s right folks I’m talkin ‘bout good ol’ mother earth. Since being elected to the presidency I have dedicated myself to doing just that at every available opportunity. Of course coming from a background as an oil man I had plenty of practice even before I got to sit in the big chair. Nonetheless I believe I have surpassed all expectations in this field and am truly proud of my accomplishments.

KYOTO
Pulling the United States out of the Kyoto Protocol in 2001 was possibly my finest moment. Long after the rest of my legacy has long been forgotten; when Florida, Louisiana, and New York City lie deep underwater and the last polar bear is no more, people will perhaps, still find it in their hearts to remember the name of George W Bush.

The United States covers about 5% of the world’s land mass, we represent 5% of the world’s population, but we produce 26% of the world’s emissions. By pulling us out of the first international treaty which tried to combat global warming I pretty much managed to cripple it single-handedly. Yes I did.

THE ONGOING STRUGGLE
My achievements do not end with Kyoto of course. Since January 2001 we have done everything in our power to threaten; whales, wild salmon, Sea Turtles, grey wolves, the Florida panther and any other creatures we saw a chance of wiping out. We cut funding for the endangered species act and consistently strived to weaken the protections for endangered species in other ways.

We even changed the law to make it legal for Americans to hunt and capture endangered species like elephants and crocodiles in other countries. We relentlessly pushed for the opening of oilfields in The Arctic National Wildlife refuge. And as many other places of natural beauty as we could find.

We have continuously striven to chop down our national forests. We have changed the law to allow pesticides to be used on waterways. We cancelled a health regulation reducing arsenic in drinking water and removed protection from 20 million acres of wetlands.

Meanwhile over in Iraq our actions have been as devastating to the environment as they have to human life.

I could go on forever, but dick cheney wants to have a chat about what we can do to get rid of the bald eagle. Rest assured folks, not a day goes by when I don’t try to think of new ways to screw this lille green planet. I couldn’t stop if I tried. It’s what turns me on.

THE OTHER KIND OF RAPE
You may also have heard that in December 2002 I was accused of raping a woman by the name of Marie Schodinger in Fort Bend County Texas. There is a good chance, however that you did not since the story was not widely reported in the mainstream media. Perhaps you did come across the story and dismissed it as a rumour or an urban legend of some sort reasoning that if it was true it would have been a huge story. I can assure you that this story is 100% accurate and is a matter of public record. The relevant documents have recently been removed from the official website of the Fort Bend County Court but copies can still be obtained from them for a price.

Nine months later on 22nd September 2003 Marie Schodinger was killed by a single bullet wound to the head. The official verdict was suicide. Her Death was not reported in a single American Newspaper. Perhaps they were scared. I certainly hope so. If I were you I wouldn’t go round shouting YOUR mouth about it either. Careful now folks.