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The Secret of a Great George Bush Lie

A few years ago some researchers did an experiment with three year old children. They were left alone in a room for 5 minutes with a cake and told not to eat any. When the researchers came back every single child had eaten some cake, but they all denied it repeatedly against all the evidence. The researchers decided that three year olds do lie but they are not very good at it.

I believe they were wrong. The children were at a great disadvantage because the cake was right there in the room. Actually repeatedly denying the facts in the face of all evidence is a great strategy. But there is one condition. If the evidence is far far away from the people you are lying to, and they are never likely to see it with their own eyes then continuous bare faced lying can be very effective. For a little while at least; hell it got me a second term didn't it (even if I did have to cheat a bit)!

SOME OF MY FAVORITE LIES BY GEORGE W. BUSH

 The Lie The Truth 
"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."
This was the lie we kept on repeating BEFORE the war to persuade folks we had to invade
We knew Saddam didn't have jack shit. The U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix kept telling us he didn't.

"We found the weapons of mass destruction"
This is the lie we kept on repeating after the war to make the first lie look better.

We didn't find diddley squat, all Saddam actually had was a dozen knitting needles, a pair of nunchukas and a rusty cheesegrater.

"Saddam Hussain had links with Al Qaeda."
You can't just say you're going to invade a place because it's got lots of oil. This was another one of the reasons we made up
.

Saddam was a secualar westernised dictator. Bin Laden is a radical religious fundementalist. They hated each other. There were never any links between them. We knew this all along. The 9/11 commission confirmed it.

"The United States and our partners have disrupted at least ten serious al-Qaeda terrorist plots since September 11--including three al-Qaeda plots to attack inside the United States."
October 6 2005"

Every one of these plots we claimed to have disrupted had actually been abandoned by the time it was discovered.

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."
Thats me talking about Hurricane Katrina on September 1 2005

In 2004, a year before Katrina, Homeland Security and the Federal Emergency Management Agency ran an exercise called “Hurricane Pam” that estimated a Category 3 hurricane hitting New Orleans. It found that flood waters would surge over levees, creating “a catastrophic mass casualty/mass evacuation” and leaving drainage pumps crippled for up to six months.

" I will ask Congress to provide $100 million to support the exchange of debt relief for the protection of tropical forests,''

Thats me in Miami on Aug. 25. 2000

We provided no money for this program but instead diverted $13 million from the Agency for International Development.

“Well, hey, listen, we’ve never been 'stay the course,' George"

Thats me, October 23, 2006 Discussing Iraq policy in an interview with George Stephanopoulos of CBS,

Staying the course has been the mainstay of our Iraq policy. It is a phrase I have repeated time and again.


"We will stay the course."
George W. Bush (thats me) August 30 2006

"We will stay the course; we will complete the job in Iraq."
George W. Bush (thats me again) August 4th 2005.

And that’s why we’re going to stay the course in Iraq. And that’s why when we say something in Iraq; we’re going to do it.
George W. Bush (still me) April 16 2004

"And my message today to those in Iraq is: We’ll stay the course. "
George W. Bush (who?)
April 14th 2004.

"And so we’ve got tough action in Iraq. But we will stay the course."
George W. Bush (there I go again) April 5th 2004

 

"We will stay the course until the job is done, Steve. And the temptation is to try to get the President or somebody to put a timetable on the definition of getting the job done. We’re just going to stay the course. "
George W. Bush (yup you've guessed it.) December 15th 2003.