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GEORGE W. BUSH a.k.a. EVIL GEORGEWelcomes you to his personal website |
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George W. Bush, Evil Serial Killer or
just a regular guy doing his best?
Howdy folks. I have made this personal website because my name really is George W. Bush. It isn't easy being an ordinary fella called George W. Bush right now. This is because there's this other fella called George W. Bush who really seems to be getting peoples backs up at the moment. I have no idea who he is but he sure seems to have pissed people off.
Unfortunately this means I have to hear the good name of George W. Bush dragged through the muck every single day. The worst thing is he even seems to look a little bit like me. I know this because I see pictures of him everywhere. Television, newspapers, magazines, T-shirts, even seen him tattood on one fellas asshole. I can't even turn on the radio these days without hearing "Bush is a liar, Bush killed, Bush is evil, Bush is a killer." It's driving me crazy. I can't seem to sleep any more. All night I hear the voices "Bush killed, Bush is evil, Bush is a killer." Just can't seem to get away from the guy. Sure is one ugly son of a bitch.
Anyhow I just want to take the opportunity to set the record straight. This killer, George Bush that everybody seems to hate so much has absolutey nothing to do with me, so I want you folks to quit confusing the two of us. I'm just a nice ordinary bloke who wants a quiet little life doing the job I love which is to look after the U.S.A. and the rest of the free world. So quit sending those letters and leave me alone. Sure I like to murder, steal and lie, who doesn't, but that's different, I'm not a killer, THIS George Bush is a nice friendly fella, O.K.
In order to end this confusion I hearby announce that I no longer wish to be referred to as George. W. Bush. From now on I shall be known only as Evil George. Not "Evil Bush", not "Liar Bush", and definitely not "Killer Bush", just Evil George, plain and simple. This is what my friends have been calling me for years anyhow, ever since I tortured frogs as a child.
The goal of this personal website is to let the world know that George Bush the killer and "Evil George" Bush the murderer are two very different people, while celebrating my many achievements not only in murder but in the arts of, deception, rape, thievery and mind boggling stupidity, among other things. Welcome to my world.
Disclaimer: Just in case there's anybody out there who's actually as stupid as I am, and doesn't recognize crude satire when it's poking them in the eye, I should perhaps mention that I am not the REAL president of the United States. The real president of the United States is John Kerry.
